“Him! Him!” screamed the voice of the tortoise. He was standing next to someone Brutha vaguely recognized as the number-one salt or whatever his title was.

There was Sergeant Simony, a muscular young man with the deadpan expression of the truly professional soldier. Brutha stared at the gray shapes as they zigzagged under the keel in a world where they never had to. Away to one side-port or starboard or one of those directions-a school of flying fish broke the surface in an attempt to escape the attentions of some dolphins. To anyone except the novice, the boat was clipping through the waves on a good sailing day. In his box, Om tossed and shook to Brutha’s motion as Brutha staggered across the moving deck and reached the rail. Some elements of the Discworld universe may reflect this.To quickly assess the difficulty of the text, read a short excerpt: The first book in the Discworld series - The Colour of Magic - was published in 1983. You can listen to the Discworld novels in any order, but Small Gods is a standalone. 'Deftly weaves themes of forgiveness, belief and spiritual regeneration' The Times 'An intriguing satire on institutionalized religion corrupted by power. He wants peace, justice and love - but that's hard to achieve in a world where religion means power, and corruption reigns supreme. Enter Brutha, the Chosen One - or at least the only One available. In such instances, you need an acolyte, and fast. So when the great god Om accidentally manifests himself as a lowly tortoise, stripped of all divine power, it's clear he's become less important than he realised. Everyone has their own opinion and their own gods, of every shape and size - all fighting for faith, followers, and a place at the top. Religion is a competitive business in the Discworld.

They might say something different another time.' ' You should do things because they're right. Featuring a new theme tune composed by James Hannigan. BAFTA and Golden Globe award-winning actor Bill Nighy ( Love Actually Pirates of the Caribbean Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows) reads the footnotes, and Peter Serafinowicz ( Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Shaun of the Dead) stars as the voice of Death. Click Button 'DOWNLOAD' Or 'READ ONLINE'. The audiobook of Small Gods is narrated by the BAFTA award-winning actor and director Andy Serkis ( The Lord of the Rings Planet of the Apes). business account Paperback Publisher: Coronet (2016) Language: English ISBN-10: 9781444779707 ISBN.

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